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CLASS SCHEDULE:
MON - FRI 5:30 - 7:00 pm
SAT 7:00 - 11:00 pm
SUN CLOSED
VIBE CHECK:
Here’s how it goes: your first class at The S.H.I.T. Show is $20. But, here’s the twist—you can get that $20 back if you don’t act like a total clown.
Don’t be a jerk, don’t mess around, and don’t get kicked out—and we’ll hand you your $20 back at the end of class. Easy.
So, show up, do the work, and don’t cause a scene. If you do, the class is free. If not, thanks for the $20.
MARTIAL ART SOCIAL CLUB
Welcome to The S.H.I.T. Show (Special Human In Theory)—where we don’t believe in overcomplicating things. We’re here to train, level up, and maybe laugh a little along the way.
Membership at The S.H.I.T. Show isn’t about just showing up and punching bags. It’s about being a decent human being, and here’s what that looks like:
8 MEMBER REQUIREMENTS:
3 mile or 30 minute Run
3 hour or 30 minute Workout
3 Goals
3 Quits
3 Books
3 Skills
3 Friends
3 Pay It Forward
See? Easy stuff. You don’t have to be perfect. You just have to show up, try, and keep it real. If you’re down for that, then welcome to The S.H.I.T. Show—where we train hard, laugh hard, and actually get stuff done.
How I Can Help You
1 hr 30 min
20 US dollars
1 hr
130 US dollars
4 hr
130 US dollars2 hr
130 US dollars4 hr
130 US dollars4 hr
130 US dollars
3 hr
360 US dollars6 hr
660 US dollars10 hr
1,000 US dollars